i-am-a-fish:

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

yoongiscummies:

silentshivers:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person.

ALL OF YOU.

no limit, no one skipped. EVERY PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.

Might as well🤷‍♀️

prrrluchas:

Anyways, drink water and don’t let no mf bring you down.

jumpyhyliannetop:

saber-chan:

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

dinobot:

if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and im not trying to look intelligent anymore that means youve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship. 

okaytrue:

*comes across a slight inconvenience*
me: you know what would solve this ????? death

rabtownsend:

tahtahtahtia:

today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:

“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”

I feel like a few people I know could stand to read this.